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Old 03-21-2002, 12:50 PM   #81
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Steph Alexander
Re: Neck Pony Nation!!!

A Highway patrolman is in pursuit of a speeding vehicle. When he pulls up beside the offending vehicle, he is astonished to see the driver, a woman, knitting. Realizing that she is oblivious to his lights and siren, he rolls down his passenger window, pulls out his bullhorn, and yells"Pull Over". The female driver yells back "No, scarf".
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