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Old 03-21-2002, 11:09 AM   #77
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Re: Neck Pony Nation!!!

The other day I was in the local auto part store.
A lady comes in and asks
for a seven ten cap. We all look at each other
and ask, "What's a seven ten
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine.
Mine got lost somehow and I
need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I'm
thinking maybe an old Datsun
Seven Ten, but no, she says that it's a Buick.
"Okay, Lady, how big is it?"
She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2
inches in diameter.
"What does it do?" we ask.
She says, "I don't know, but it's always been
One of us gives her a note pad and asks her if
she can draw a picture of
it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in
diameter and in the center
she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are
looking at it upside down
as she writes it...and they just fall down behind
the counter laughing so
hard in hysterics.
One guy says, "I think you want an oil cap."
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