Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ
My girlfriend just recently pulled a Lorraina Bobbit on me because I work too much. Even though I'm taking care of her and her 3 illigitimate kids, she thinks I'm too independent. I really don't mind not having a penis because I never used it much with her anyway. The one time she did catch me jagging off in the shower, she laughed at me and then told all her friends.
Now she's coming home late all the time and I get the feeling she's not really interested in us.
Should I sew my penis back on and be done with this relationship, or should I keep letting her kick me in the guts? I know it's a tuff decision, but sometimes I just feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
What should I do?
Does she have a basement? If so, take an Ambien and report the results.