04-09-2004, 09:37 AM
Hokie since 1993
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Denver, CO
Originally Posted by SoCalBronco
8-28-04 BLACK COACHES ASSOCIATION CLASSIC
vs. Southern California @Landover, MD -When the schedule came out, everyone in blacksburg sighed in relief that the Pac 10 team they were playing wasnt Cal. However this time USC plays the role of Marcus Vick and V.T. plays the role of the 14 yr. old. Can you say rape? 0-1.
9-11-04 WESTERN MICHIGAN - Easy Win. Wow Western Michigan replaces V.T.'s perennial foe James Madison, this win will surely net you BCS SOS points. 1-1
9-18-04 DUKE - Ted Roof turned that program around last year, but this is still a blow out. 2-1
9-25-04 NORTH CAROLINA STATE - The Hairy Chested and Unethical One (Amato) is very underrated and knows how to play the game by recruiting very well in South Florida the last two years including stud to be LB Jon Dunlap and TE Octavious Darby. This will be a very very tight game but V.T. wins by the skin of Garcia's teeth. 3-1.
10-2-04 WEST VIRGINIA - Garcia celebrates this solid victory by promising wifey not to sleep with the Nite Lite on anymore out of fear that Quincy Wilson was hiding in the closet. 4-1.
10-9-04 at Wake Forest - V.T. escapes....barely. Weak Florist under Coach Jim Grobe has been improving steadily and although 2003 was a down year for them they are headed in the right direction. 5-1.
10-16-04 FLORIDA A&M - Head Coach Billy Joe and his Rattlers take their famed "Gulf Coast Offense" and get it ramed back up their asses by the VT defense. Easy Win. 6-1. (At this point in the season Garcia's head is the size of the moon and he is making all sorts of outrageous homer statements on the college football board)
10-28-04 at Georgia Tech - Loss. G.T. under Chan Gailey is a solid team especially at home. That new QB was very impressive last year. 6-2.
11-6-04 at North Carolina - Easy Win. By this point in the season, UNC's John Bunting has put his house up for sale and none other than good ole Stevil's name is being mentioned for the job everyday in the press. Darian Durant muses to the media after the game that "i wish i transferred to South Carolina like i was gonna". 7-2. (Garcia starts running his mouth again till we bust out Frank Beamer's photoshopped face on the guy on the Mike's Hard Lemonade commercial with that little thing sticking out of his neck...and with Frank, this time there really is a little monster hanging off his neck)
11-18-04 MARYLAND (Thur.) - Loss. The Fridge is a very good coach and Maryland has been very solid the last few years. 7-3.
11-27-04 VIRGINIA - Al Groh has put together some ok recruiting classes but i think V.T. wins this game at home. 8-3 (Garcia starts mouthing off again till we remind him that Miami is next on the schedule to which he responds by putting up that "U Lose" photoshop shot)
12-4-04 at Miami FL - Loss. Surprisingly it isnt an ass raping as i expect but Miami still gets the job done at the Orange Bowl. Javon Nanton really starts making a name for himself with 2 sacks and Brandon Merriweather and Greg Threat show primetime America that they are the Us next dominant safety tandem. Devin Hester and Ryan Moore catch Touchdown passes from Kyle Wright. (After the game, I put up a pick of Bryan Randall on his ass after a Bryan Pata sack with a "U can kiss me, and tell me that you love me" line right under it. ) 8-4.
San Francisco Bowl Loss 52-49 to Cal. De Ja Vu all over again. 8-5.