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Old 10-23-2009, 12:21 AM   #18
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87. (AK) Taking a midget to a bar is a great way to cut back on the cost of your date or spend the same amount that you would on a normal size female but know that this one will really be tanked.
88. Whoever gives you a free drink, always offer to pay for it........twice. If they refuse, there is no way they can ask for any money once you put it back in your pocket. (this goes for anything, not just drinks and I use it like religion.)
89. If you are taking turns paying for rounds, go first so you can start the pay scale of the beer. You buy Sam Adams, buddies must by equal value. If you are going next, always match it.
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