This should become the new tradition on the Mane: Raising dead threads on bye week.
great wisdom here.
RE #58: I got into a fight once with a very drunk guy when I was sober. He said something abusive to the girl I was with as we were walking down the street, so I told him to eff off. He said, "Who the f are you, Superman?" and then came at me. I dodged him six times until he stumbled past me, whirled around and fell on a fire hydrant. He was messed up bad. That hydrant kicked his ass. The girl was very impressed and I had a great night.