Originally Posted by TheReverend
I'm territorial. You'd die first. And, just like a tiger, I pee on girls to mark my territory.
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit?
Don't you worry your pretty striped head were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. Then were gonna find our best friend Doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug...