Originally Posted by JCMElway
What's up b****es? I'll tell you what's up!
All you whiners, haters, and excuse givers, screw you!! The title is mine and I now go down in history as champion, while you wallow in obscurity. SUCK IT.
None of the final three deserves a vote? Sounds like sour grapes to me, morons. Just because your strategy sucks and fails you EVERY YEAR, don't moan and pout that we don't play the game and are just voted in by happenstance. You don't know what the finalists do in the background. If you did you'd probably have voted us off when you had the chance. You know, when you were still in the game? That was a brief time, I know.
Oh, and a nice shout out to playing the game in 20/20 hindsight. "You're lucky my bucket list was a little off, you're lucky my internet went out, you're lucky Boob was blowing me at the voting deadline. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Seriously. Sack up idiots! Lots of things happen in a game and you didn't get the job done. Period. Life sucks, buy a helmet.
And if any of you are angered by this game in real life, GET OVER YOURSELF. AmesJ turned on our alliance because he was having fun and trying to get ratings. You don't see me crying about unfair play and pitching a fit. Instead, I JUST ****ING KILLED HIM IN THE GAME. (And it was my votes in the blackout round that nailed him. Neat, huh?) Do you see Ames or myself hating each other's guts? Nope, we'll be back on the Mane commenting on McDip**** and Cutler the Gutless Lying Drunk and we'll be buddies. If you are still mad about the game, GROW UP.
I thought about calling people out by name, but I don't need to. You know who you are. We know who's strategy sucks every year, we know who backstabs allies for no good reason and PMs drunk while beating off to gay porn, we know who can't separate fantasy from reality and lives in a FEMA trailer in a backwater hick state, we know who thinks he's clever by spelling his name backwards and making a lame-ass joke every post, We know who thinks he's God's gift to survivor, we know who posts drunks and b****es when his amazing inebriated strategy goes wrong, we know who has penis envy (dave,) we know who whines about the cable being out and not getting to vote (go to a LIBRARY,) and we know who wastes entire days neg repping other players because they have nothing better to do. We know who you are. I just have to say that it is great to win Survivor, simply to BEAT ALL OF YOUR PATHETIC ASSES.
You know one of the only guys in this game I respect is Broncobiv, and that's just for his closing rant. He had to be a ****ing loser in the first place to get my respect. Ah well, at least he has a piece of Survivor history as well. JUST NOT THE SURVIVOR CHAMPIONSHIP PART.
As I sign off, I'd just like to say that I am the Champion, and you're all sucking hind teat. Go back to your sad, humdrum lives with the realization that you're not even successful in your fantasy life. And always remember, that in Survivor 6:
Chew on that, A-Holes!