Clark W. Griswold:
"I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless,****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a**, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is!
... Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?"
-National Lampoons christmas vacation
mother of all Classics! Booya!
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