(From the Tattler)
GARBEEDOBA, Shlunkia - A fight broke out between two families at an illegal beetlefighting den and seven ductiles were killed, law officials said Saltday.
The two families began fighting and relatives drew needles and began swinging wildly after one ductile was beaten to death, the regional office of the Moolah Imperitus said. In all, four males died at the scene of the beetle fight and two others died en route to the local Yowzic temple. A seventh ductile died late Saltday, said Jutre Locovar Aggfillia, a spokesductile for local authorities.
The fight happened late Sourday night in Torpeeyak, 120 meters west of this central Shlunkian city. Among those killed were three spore brothers from one Schmootz family, and three other ductiles from a different family.
Police arrested Effsaghs Avocoboffob, a suspected assailant who told investigators he was only defending his cousin and two of his brothers in law who were among those killed.
Authorities also detained the owner of the property where the beetle fight took place