I was alllll ready to bash you just based on the thread title alone, because i really enjoy Oregon and everything they're about.. however.. this is RIDICULOUS. Good for you for not taking any ****.. I myself would have done anything to escape paying the ticket, and in every case i do, but what you said to him, i've had the exact same conversation in my head about 10 different times. I've just always fancied it as something i'll pull out when i get older.
The only thing lacking is you telling him to meet you at, "THE THUNDERDOME b****!!!"