In Russia, Foneco is sometimes referred as humping sickness. It once be that Russian doctors say "Go swim in Mockba River for Foneco!"
Oleg knew dumb putz who listen to doctor. He go swim in Mockba River. Mockba River is down river flow from place of might Soviet bomb plant. Foneco went away. Friends willy went away too. Soviet doctors. They are funny sons of whores!
This true story. Oleg kid you never. Foneco, it is scary.