So again, I was watching the sport before you even lived in this country and at 4 years old I already had a huge head start on you when it comes to football knowledge, which was accelerated even further when I played organized football almost every year from age 8 up into high school...something you never did.
So how come you never played football Bobo? Were you too lazy/slow/dumb to even be one of the fat 3rd string linemen? Was mommy too worried the kids with even a shred of athletic ability would embarrass you? Or was your arrogant attitude so bad that all the kids and coaches hated you?
It has to be one of those reasons.