Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister
The Chiefs drafted a franchise left tackle this year. So did the Broncos.
By the end of the year one of them will clearly be the better player. Albert has the challenge of keeping Breaky Frayle's limbs unmangled, while Clady will attempt to keep defenders away from Jay "diabeetus" Cutler.
I'm certain Albert will be the next Marcus McNeill, while Clady will be reduced to protecting Cutler's insulin pump on the sideline, because as you're all well aware, I'm never wrong.
Albert will also allow fewer sacks. We'll use this website to track that stat throughout the season:
Let the games begin.
Offseason: Albert looks more menacing and much deadlier in his football uniform. The visor is a plus.
Winner: Branden Albert
The thread will get a lot of play, for sure. But you don't have to be devoid of any moral compass to do so.
The premise was good. But then you used Cutlers diabetis as a dig. To me, that totally crashed what had potential to be a decent smack thread.
That seems to be your deal. Nobody discredits you more than you.
I mean...I get your whole schtick. But you don't have to seel your integrity to achieve the same effect.
Step it up, or just step down.