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Old 01-18-2008, 02:17 PM   #2416
alkemical
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Sorry clavi ... but that's funny.
Q - How many guitarists does it take to change a light-bulb?
A - Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say
"Not bad, but I could've done better."

Q - What do you throw a drowning guitarist ?
A - His amplifier.

Q - What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
A - Counterpoint.

Q - How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune ?
A - Evidently all of them.

Q - What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A - Homeless.

Q - How do you make a lead guitarist slow down?
A - Put some sheet music in front of him.

Drumroll please!


Q - What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?
A - A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes.

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