Originally Posted by SoCalBronco
Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:37PM EDT
.MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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(Insert obvious Bob joke here)
Well, sitting on the couch, naked, drinking vodka might have been a start.