Originally Posted by Jason in LA
Yeah, but you probably rolled out of bed a 3 pm, had your mom fix you a bowl a ceral, and now you'll be playing video games until dawn. That picture of you at the Chiefs game is probably the last time you were actually outside.
Actually I never roll out of bed. I live in my bed. I've grown so large I can't get out of it without heavy equipment. It takes a specially-constructed system of pulleys and weights just to lift my neck forward so I can eat. That picture of me at the Chiefs game was faked with photoshop. I wanted people to think I had actually been outside, but alas you have discovered my cunning ruse.