Originally Posted by angryllama
Okay, this had me laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. For sarcastic buggers like me, it doesnt get any funnier than this.
Worst line I ever saw in a major studio film (not a B-movie, where it may be deliberate) was in Star Trek Nemesis. Picard's Enterprise and a Romulan Bird of Prey were in deep-space combat with a "Reman" warship, and the Romulan ship had just taken serious damage. The Romulan commander buzzed Picard on the intercom to report...
"We're dead in the water over here, Picard!"