Originally Posted by RaiderH8r
I would too. But to be fair, I'd be better than anybody, and that ain't just my Granny talkin. I consulted my Mom on that one...so....that's sound support.
I'd mount that baby right behind my desk with the following quote in nice big letters to be read from far away:
Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You GOT that?
You got my vote. You could walk up to Pelosi and say "Gimmme some sugar baby."