Hey Old dude, you need a better therapist or at least a better looking one
The good kind never let their clients know they are simply projecting their own issues on your problems like that. I think the costume jewelry maybe was the last straw.
Anyway, if you need a decent therapist let me know. I can project all that stuff without you even knowing it
Oh, yeah I can also work some good hypnosis appointments right around survivor voting if you are interested. That is a great way to alleviate the stress of voting for me, I mean you. I specialize in family therapy so bring olddudetheyounger and your mother. It would be a pleasure, to control, work with you all.