Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
#10 - Does this come in children's sizes?
#9 - No thanks. Just sniffing.
#8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 - Mom will love this.
#6 - Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
#5 - No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
#4 - Will you model this for me
#3 - The Miracle what?? This is better than world peace!!
#2 - 45 bucks!? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
And the number one thing that a man should never, ever, say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
#1- Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your ******* into that!