I got a chuckle out of this...
Sean Avery and Mark Messier decide to go ice-fishing together. They drive out to a nice patch of ice and bring all their ice fishing tools. They find a good spot and begin to cut into the ice. Suddenly, a voice rings out of nowhere:
"There are no fish under the ice..."
Startled, the two look around and see nobody. They pick up their stuff and move to another part of the ice. The voice rings out again:
"There are NO fish under the ice..."
They move again and start cutting again. The voice announces:
"There are NO FISH under the ice!"
Avery looks up and says, "Is that you God?" And the voice replies:
"No, this is the announcer for GM Place. Now get the hell off of the ice!"