You dont need money to pull in a golddigger. Fake it! I always had friends who we would find out what team the local hockey club played and acted like "we" were on that team. Two of them were Canadian so the accent always helped. We would even call the Club before hand to let them know we were coming with a few players. VIP treatment!
Back to subject - Getting banned here sucked but I did get it for trashing Mock pretty good so it had its moments. Got my sentence knocked down from a month to 5 days.