Originally Posted by spdirty
Damnit Stan, sign ME to a 1 year-10 million dollar contract so you have your damn expiring contract to get AI. Ill go to a crappy team and eat their food and travel the country on first class jets and ride the bench so the Nugs can deliver what they have to to get AI.Hell, Ill even remingsome of The Answer. I AM 5'9, I AM 175 dripping wet, and, uhh, thats about it. But it might remind SOME of him. Except I can't shoot either.
But I would be an expiring contarct which would be all thats needed to get this deal done. Sign me Stan!!! And hell, if the Sixers start me every game Ill make damn sure they get the most lottery balls possible to get Oden. So SIGN ME NOW!!! NO DOWNSIDE TO IT!
Stan, sign ME instead! Just think of the sales pitch you could make to the Sixers ... Germany is EuropeŽs second biggest country and we currently only have one star player in the NBA. Just think of all the merchandise the Sixers could sell here! IŽm about as big as AI, but a little heavier and IŽd even go to a barber to get AIŽs hairstyle!
And IŽd even promise to invest the 10 million in the US, so thereŽd be no money flowing out of the US. I could help opening a whole new market for the NBA, spdirty canŽt!