Personally, I would prefer the conventional bird. I don't care about the moisture issue. That's why we have gravy, as far as I'm concerned.
But this is out of my hands. I am just a spectator in this household. Call me Cassandra.
It's going to be done out on the lawn somewhere. That's all I know. I'm going to make sure I have the vid-cam, the fire dept. numbers, and I might invest in a small extinguisher.
I've also thought about taking out a life insurance policy on the boy, but I'm sure he'll live through the damage no matter how badly crippled and scarred he becomes.