Welcome to the Greg Oden sweepstakes, fellas. Leading the charge this season for the draft rights to the next big thing, THE BOOOOOOOOOOSTTTTOONNN CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLTTTTTTICS!!!! With our seasme street roster, we will make sure to give any team a run for their money when it comes to Oden.
The Nuggest might have lost to the Knicks, but the Celtic's are exploring new ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Just last night against the Jazz, we played the final 8 minutes of the game with 5 players under 6'7". Yaaaahhhoooooo! Our KMART, Al Jefferson, just had his appendix removed! The man has found more ways to land on the injury report than a hypochondriac. Just like your amazing Carmelo, we too have a superstar beating his brains out for not -- Paul Pierce. Pierce is averaging 29 points and leading the league in rebounds at 12 per game. As a guard!
Lotto Land -- ITS FFAAAAAANTASTIC!