How about that woman from that D-way commercial for satelite internet service with her incesant nodding at the camera and her retarded "how cool is that?" comment? I hate those commercials.
That woman in those Ionic Breeze infomercials is made of plastic.
I also want to punch the guy in those pyramid scheme commercials where the guy says the word "mentor" like fifty times. Another reason to never go to Utah is that half the state is selling soap or inviting you over to offer you an "exciting business opportunity."