Originally Posted by Old Dude
If I did that, you'd all laugh at me for being a schmuck.
(Most of my favorites are from Broadway musicals.)
Nonsense! We're not here to judge! Knock yerself out:
Pigs and Chicks and Ducks Better Scurry
When I Take You Out in My Surrey ...
When I take You Out in my Surrey
With the FRIIIIIINGE on Top!