Originally Posted by Clockwork Orange
You're not, Stuart Scott is.
Did that article look anything like this?
Q: Stuart, who was the best captain in hockey history?
A: Well Stevie wizz-Y was off the heezy for the sheezy and cool as the other side of the pizz-illow but Mess was just crazy whack funky the rizzal foshizzle manizzle wizzle popizzle banana fana fo fizzle, me mi mo mizzle. Booya!
I needed a laugh, CO. Thanks.