Originally Posted by Rausch
When you can wake her up out of a dead sleep without moving the covers, then are you a Mudhole Jedi...
I knew someone who woke HERSELF up with a fart. And yes, it was that bad. And for those males who expect women not to flatulate in their presence, all the power to you, as long as you behave like the Prince of fairy tales and provides them with all so that their dreams come true. Otherwise, grow up