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Old 03-04-2006, 06:47 PM   #19
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More Zombie Experts (re: who would you eat first if you were a zombie?)

Dead Remains08-15-2005, 06:23 PM
i would bite my friends but not eat them so that they can become zombie friends and we could still hang out. I would then eat everyone else! I would want to cause much pain and agony to my ex-boyfriend but I don't think I would eat him because he is really creepy and would probably just get turned on by it as oppose to feeling suffering and misery. No I'll probably just set him on fire or something....I mean what? Anyway.....

Victor Clark08-18-2005, 03:26 PM
I'd eat Dr Phil. I hate him.

dead_slayer11-14-2005, 10:48 PM
I would shamble to my old Japanese retaurant and devour everything sushi, sashimi and then the chefs.

oatcake12-20-2005, 03:45 PM
Anyone who supports Port Vale FC i'll eat first i.e. my next door neighbour that'll teach him to play crappy loud music at 2 in the morning :evil:

Divided Soul11-18-2005, 02:10 PM
I think that I would have to be generic and say that I would eat my Boss and then throw him up!

blooddak11-18-2005, 03:40 AM
i would eat all the b****y girls in my school and all the a-hole guys in my school and then i would eat my tec teacher then my sci teacher and then my P.E teacher :evil: :evil: :evil: teach those pricks to treat my unfairly

RIP Ian Curtis09-16-2005, 03:47 AM
I'd eat George Romero. So his last thought would be "**** man, irony"
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