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Sprinting along the plains, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Old Dude! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I tear into the enemy until my glands are satisfied!!"

Who is that, rampaging amidst the desert! It is Spider, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you so thoroughly, you'll age fifty years!!!"

Stalking over the mountains, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Meck 77! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"You in some **** now, muhfuh! No flesh shall be spared!"

Stalking along the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Crow! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to torment you so painfully, you will see ultraviolet!"

Here's a goody:

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the icy wasteland! It is Uzi Suicide, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to * * * * you until war is peace!!"

Last one:


Lo! Who is that, prowling amidst the desert! It is Twisted Jesus, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to * * * * you with such reckless abandon, your timbers will shiver!!!"


Whole lotta pink puppy belliin' goin' on.

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding through the cliffs! It is Bronco Yoda, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He grunts apocalyptically:

"I'm going to pulverize you into the fourth dimension!" :boxing:

This is what came up for me:

Sprinting over the wasteland, carrying a meaty axe, cometh RHOGAN! And he gives a cruel howl:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"

The "meaty axe" must mean my Rickenbacker Bass Ha!

Sounds more like one for Alec than for me really...but I'll take it. Ha!

Running out of the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh BeerGirl! And she gives an ominous bellow:

"I'm seriously going to pulverize you until your mom feels it in her womb!"


LOL makes me want to add a "Like totally dude" to the end of it...

Stalking across the wasteland, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh BizzyBone7! And he gives a low howl:

"In the name of malice, I shall traumatize the entire planet!"

Who is that, sprinting amidst the freeway! It is DenFan38, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!!"

I did one for the Duke of Denver...

Skulking through the wasteland, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh John Elway! And he gives an ominous roar:

"I'm going to bruise you for such a long time, the Earth will spin twice as fast!



....every WR who ever got john's pigskin-tattoo'd cross will vouch for this one. :)

Hark! Who is that, running amidst the hotel lobby! It is Rohirrim, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you into a fine spicy powder!!"

(although I prefer: Forth, Eorlingas! Death! Death! Death!)

"This is my BOOMSTICK!"

- Bruce Campbell/Ash Williams in Army of Darkness

roooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh hh!

Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Bosko, hands clutching a thorned whip! He cries ominously:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!"

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil... 'cause I'm the baddest mother****er in the valley."

(Old and cliched, I know, but it still works for me.)

Zang! Who is that, skulking over the icy wasteland! It is BroncoMatt, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He howls mightily:

"You in some **** now, muhfuh! I plunder with reckless abandon!!"

Running across the desert, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Amesj523! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm seriously going to punch you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!"

Stalking across the icy wasteland, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Php! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"