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Cool Breeze 05-11-2010 12:29 PM

Strip club wants to welcome LeBron James to NY
When negotiating a free-agent contract, it's common practice to seek a no-trade clause, performance incentives and bonuses for a championship. In the case of LeBron James, another fringe benefit is being extended if he opts to go to the New York Knicks next season.

Scores, a "gentleman's club" in Manhattan that is hyped often by Howard Stern, is offering the following if LeBron joins Spike Lee's favorite team: A lifetime pass to receive free lap dances; a dedicated "LeBron James Day" where each girl will wear his jersey when stepping onto stage; a lifetime pass for complimentary dinners.

We expect to hear a counteroffer from one of Cleveland's flesh-oriented clubs shortly. And this certainly beats those lame bets made between mayors of competing cities.

Blart 05-11-2010 12:49 PM

I want this offer for Tebow.

Beantown Bronco 05-11-2010 12:54 PM

Good thing he plays basketball because, somewhere, right now, Roger Goodell is writing up a rider to the next CBA that will cause something like this to count against the local NFL team's salary cap.

Doggcow 05-11-2010 01:06 PM

They'll make 100x back what he uses anyway.

SoDak Bronco 05-11-2010 01:10 PM

I bet his GirlFriend/Wife is thrilled.

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