Beezer eats mouse
 

Well, it was an optic computer mouse that I essentially wore our I guess. I have no idea why Beezer took it and ran off with it. I said "Get the mouse" and it was over before I could even laugh.

With all the spagetti involved it's a miracle anything runs. Actually I keep pointing at the mouse on the floor and Beezer is running around like acrazed beast but doesn't seem to have any issue with the mouse.l It wouldn't scroll properly.

After banging around like Homer Simpson for a couple hours I got into the spagetti factory and found the lead. Yanked that out. I have a cool adapter cord or something I can lose.

This keybord would make KMart proud. Umm...Beezer spilled a "umm" Coke on it and it kinda freaked out.

I don't **** around. I would rather spend 400 bucks for a new puter than deal with some geek quite honestly.

This one was 350 and has media slots, DVD RW blay bla blay.

I just wear out keybords and mice.

I have a good puter in this rooms. If Houston has a problem, mock is off to Wallyworld. I have reformatted this once.

:kiddingme

Should we start keeping a toll on how many useless threads Mock starts?

A friend of mine had a snake and I watched the snake eat a mouse. Yucky!

I've often wondered why the mods don't just merge Mock's stream of altered consciousness thread flurries.

I'm waiting for Slap to write anything remotely humorous.

I sometimes make these shakes in the morning. I put in a banana, an orange, some pineapple, some orange juice, a bunch of ice, and some powdered protein. They're really, really tasty, and they make me have colossal poos.

Dateline Iowa:


Mock vs. Booze, Booze Wins!

Apparently, Mock does the same thing. But instead of protein it's vodka.












Just kidding, Mock. :)

I found Beezer on the quilt with his string.

JFYI, he loves to chase string and will take it in retriever style.

Finding him curled up against his black shoestring slayed me. I guess that shoestring is his biatch.

Considering how exciting your life is, you should seriously consider ending it.

Yes, but do you wait a long time before craping so you can make alphabet letters? Ummm, maybe I said something I should have thought out first. I hope my wife makes me a great lunch for friday.

Really, does he think we give a rat's A$$ about that fur ball? Let us finish this thread on a poll. Does Mock come up with this sheat with prescribed medicine or cheap booze?