Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
 

Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:



#10 - Does this come in children's sizes?
#9 - No thanks. Just sniffing.
#8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 - Mom will love this.
#6 - Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
#5 - No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
#4 - Will you model this for me???
#3 - The Miracle what?? This is better than world peace!!
#2 - 45 bucks!? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever, say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#1- Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your ******* into that!

Actually #1 would be: I wonder how this will look on me.ROFL!

I think you should say #4

I will add one .........Damn Mike would look good in that little # ......

Certainly something you shouldn't say in there ... or think lol.

;D no I wouldnt recommend it

Most commonly heard in Kansas City's VS...

"Damn Billy, I betcha mom would look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine in that!"

"I wore out the last pair."

Well... unless of course it is this Mike http://www.beautyflash.info/d_fotos/...l/big/j_11.jpg

Eurotrip

I really would appreciate if you would quit posting pictures of my wife ;D

Eeeew! These aren't edible!

Do I have to keep my underwear on when trying these on?

Are you sure that will fit on my sheep ?

will do Hilarious!