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LakeOswegoTech 12-09-2006 05:34 AM

Web Designer Looking For Work
 
If anybody needs a website built, let me know.

Jeffery
http://the-website-designer.com

DomCasual 12-10-2006 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by LakeOswegoTech (Post 1394573)
If anybody needs a website built, let me know.

Jeffery
http://the-website-designer.com

I hope you aren't starving while you wait.

GonzoLays 12-10-2006 03:26 PM

If anybody needs some nutmegs, let me know. Grind'em up, mix it with some water and it ****s you up!

GonzoLays
http://the-nutmeg-high.com

Taco John 12-11-2006 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by GonzoLays (Post 1396168)
If anybody needs some nutmegs, let me know. Grind'em up, mix it with some water and it ****s you up!

GonzoLays
http://the-nutmeg-high.com

That's easily the worst thing I ever did in college.

DomCasual 12-11-2006 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John (Post 1398772)
That's easily the worst thing I ever did in college.

The only people I have known to try it got sick - we're talking "wish you were dead" sick.

Taco John 12-11-2006 10:03 PM

That's a good way to describe it. I didn't think it had worked until I woke up at 4am tripping balls. I finally got back to sleep, and when I woke up I had a 3 day hang over. And not just a regular hangover like you get from alcohol. I'm talking about a draw the curtain, turn off the lights, stay in bed and moan and sleep for three days straight, with mild hallucinations in between during waking periods.

I don't even know how I got talked into that crap. A group of the fellas thought it might be fun, and I figured what the hell... It's college. I'd never recommend that to anyone.

GonzoLays 12-14-2006 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John (Post 1398772)
That's easily the worst thing I ever did in college.

That's hilarious. I found out about nutmegs when I read Malcolm X's biography back in high school. He mentioned that's how he got high in prison. Yea, I was raiding my mother's kitchen cabinet in about two minutes after that. "Hey Mom, where do you keep the nutmegs?" Ha!

Chupacabra 12-14-2006 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by LakeOswegoTech (Post 1394573)
If anybody needs a website built, let me know.

Jeffery
http://the-website-designer.com

great stuff jeffery!!! how do you do it??!!

Taco John 12-19-2006 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GonzoLays (Post 1402479)
That's hilarious. I found out about nutmegs when I read Malcolm X's biography back in high school. He mentioned that's how he got high in prison. Yea, I was raiding my mother's kitchen cabinet in about two minutes after that. "Hey Mom, where do you keep the nutmegs?" Ha!



Man, you ahve to take a lot of nutmeg... and If I remember correctly, we had to take it with shots, because nutmeg is only soluable in alchohol. By the end of the experience, you have serious, grave reservations about eggnog... :rofl:

I repeat, it's pretty much the worst thing I've ever done. I can only imagine just how terrible that experience would be in the slam.

theAPAOps5 12-19-2006 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John (Post 1409724)
Man, you ahve to take a lot of nutmeg... and If I remember correctly, we had to take it with shots, because nutmeg is only soluable in alchohol. By the end of the experience, you have serious, grave reservations about eggnog... :rofl:

I repeat, it's pretty much the worst thing I've ever done. I can only imagine just how terrible that experience would be in the slam.

Yeah in Prison there are things like being someones Biatch and being butt raped. I think that makes Nutmeg highs and hangovers a little more tolerable. :approve:

Orange_Beard 12-20-2006 09:58 PM

I got about 20 inches for you to shovel.

GonzoLays 12-21-2006 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John (Post 1409724)
Man, you ahve to take a lot of nutmeg... and If I remember correctly, we had to take it with shots, because nutmeg is only soluable in alchohol. By the end of the experience, you have serious, grave reservations about eggnog... :rofl:

I repeat, it's pretty much the worst thing I've ever done. I can only imagine just how terrible that experience would be in the slam.

To continue that story, I couldn't find any nutmegs in mom's cabinets so the next day after school, I went into the whole foods store to get the legit, organic nutmegs. I wasn't ****ing around. So I walk into the store and ask the clerk where the whole nutmegs were and she smiled and pointed to the spice isle. I go back there, put about a pound of them in a bag and walk to the front counter and the cashier says, "Oooh, nutmeggies."

I was like, "damn, does everybody know about this ****? Where have I been." I paid for the nutmegs and jetted out there like I was buying some illegal drugs.

I went home, grinded them up, put them in a glass of water and downed it like I was chugging a beer. And I just sat. Waited for it to kick in. And I sat some more. I don't know if I got high, but I sure knew I felt like an idiot for trying it. It was quite disappointing actually. I was all hyped up like it Christmas only to find out I had been duped. I was pissed. Ahh, to be in high school again. Good times.


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