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BroncoBuff 09-23-2006 04:15 AM

Khan Should Upload His Video to "YouTube" ...
 
Everybody's favorite guy Khan ("Kaylore") is apparently in film school, and according to a note he sent me, he's had some acting jobs, including in an informercial for "The VIDEO PROFESSOR"

You know, this guy:
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/7...ofessorhx4.jpg
"Buy My Product."

I think Khan played "Manic Tech-Challenged Guy #3" ... The Professor climbs up into the audience, and ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khan in Infomercial
:haw!:
"Hi, Professor!! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! (100 mph handshake) You know, when it comes to computers, I am all thumbs!! Hahahahaha Hahahaha! In fact, my 4-year old son knows computers even better than I do! Can you believe that?! (audience: awwww)

Can you help me?



:~ohyah!: Seriously - I wanna see his performance.

:haw!: VOTE YES!

heydensmom 09-23-2006 08:48 AM

Yes Yes I heard this rumor...he most definately should!!!

Kaylore 09-23-2006 09:15 PM

Boooooooooooooo

DomCasual 09-23-2006 11:43 PM

Are you kidding me? OF COURSE HE SHOULD POST IT! Is the infomercial running on TV now? I love watching infomercials, man. I am going to look for it.

Wow! Khan a movie star. Who knew?

BroncoBuff 09-24-2006 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 1284588)
Boooooooooooooo

Please, Khan .... I have so little joy in my life :(


.

heydensmom 09-24-2006 06:24 AM

Do it.....Do it....Kahn....you know someone else will find it and post it....

ludo21 09-24-2006 08:31 AM

IF khan doesnt post it he will receive neg rep from all!!!! ;D

Kaylore 09-24-2006 03:16 PM

I don't even "have" it. It's not like I have an AVI of it on my hard drive. It plays all the time after midnight on many-a-channel. Good luck. ;)

heydensmom 09-24-2006 03:45 PM

Kahn.....you actually think I'm up that late. Hook a sista up!

Kaylore 09-24-2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heydensmom (Post 1285417)
Kahn.....you actually think I'm up that late. Hook a sista up!

Ok, um...Tivo???

heydensmom 09-24-2006 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 1285448)
Ok, um...Tivo???

LMAO if I tivo'd all the infomercials I'd run out of space in 2 hours.:welcome:

BroncoBuff 09-25-2006 03:22 AM

On DirecTV, it just says
"Paid Programming" "Paid Programming"
"Paid Programming" "Paid Programming"
"Paid Programming" "Paid Programming"
"Paid Programming" "Paid Programming"
"Paid Programming" "Paid Programming"
... how do I know which one is Video PROFESSOR?

ksBRONCOfan 09-28-2006 07:41 AM

Surely someone has to catch it...


So did you get the hook up from Video Professor? Does it really work?

BroncoBuff 09-28-2006 09:58 AM

Time is running out on this 7-Day poll, and still just 11 votes.

I fear Khan might believe himself unpopular, and he might even retreat further into his shell ... Uhh .... so I just spammed 10 of his buds to vote .... (but, SHHHH! Don't tell him!)

heydensmom 09-28-2006 10:08 AM

He won't do it....

BroncoBuff 09-28-2006 10:29 AM

BroncoBuff's Khan User Note:
 
Kaylore in his younger days:
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1...lbanjlbkk5.jpg
Just before his life turned REALLY sour:
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7668/montal2yw3.jpg
And finally, shown here today, with his trusty manservant, Taco John:
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5548/tacozj4.jpg

!! :haw!: !!

BroncoBuff 09-28-2006 10:37 AM

Pezman's Kaylore User Note
 
Is a Kaylore a type of spice?
http://www.foodandspicesusa.com/assets/indspic.jpg

Or perhaps its a small dog of some sort
http://www.davethedogtrainer.com/images/corgi.jpg

Is it a weird sexual position?
http://www.sexinfo101.com/positions/other05.jpg

Or perhaps its a TV show based on the life of Ceti Alpha V
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../300px-Ca5.jpg

Is it something you can find in the mall?
http://www.mallhistory.com/CinCityRoseMall1.jpg

Or perhaps its a small country in Africa
http://www.thesafaricompany.co.za/im...ca%20small.jpg

Is it the name of a badly performing boy-band?
http://www.funkyfreshruckus.com/inde...s/image001.jpg

Or perhaps its a new brand of futuristic car
http://www.okanagan.bc.ca/AssetFactory.aspx?did=36

Is it a type of human?
:haw!:

Or perhaps its a piece of cheetos that sticks to your fingers
http://www.textamerica.com/user.imag...1271621450.jpg

Kaylore 09-28-2006 11:26 AM

It is all these things.

BroncoBuff 09-29-2006 10:33 AM

Man, I likes me that Cheetos Chick ....

Kaylore 10-01-2006 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoBuff (Post 1292088)
Man, I likes me that Cheetos Chick ....

That's a girl?

ksBRONCOfan 11-08-2006 05:54 PM

I was down for 10 days and saw a lot of late night tv. I did happen to catch a Video Professor infomercial, but I didn't see Kaylore. I watched three times, but I always missed the first 5 minutes.

TDmvp 05-19-2007 01:35 AM

Ok Kaylore we need hints or something .... im sick of bumping into "video professor" 30min ad and sitting thru it just to try to figure out which is you lol ...

are you old lol young ... at least i hope i at least got the male part right ... cuz if you say no dude im a chick im going to be bummed cuz i watched that silly thing twice going ... nah that guy aint him ... nah not him ...
so come off some info lol

theAPAOps5 05-19-2007 01:41 AM

Khan was Video Professor as big a dick as he is at the airport? The dude flies throught my airport all the time and he treats his pilots, they guys who fuel his plane, the guys who load his bags, and anybody around like they are lowly scum. Just curious how his interaction was with you?


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