Why are you a Bronco Fan?---Hilarious!!
 

This email was sent to me from a freind of mine in oakland:

Subject: Broncos fans

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to
make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a
Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger
fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you
raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then
who do you support?"
"I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, might you explain why are
you a Bronco fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from Colorado and my mom is a Bronco fan and my
dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for
you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of
the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a
car thief, what would you be then?"

To which Mary replied, " I'd be a Raiders fan."

:thumbs: Heard it. But its still funny:thumbs:

What if your dad drank Hamms on a lawnchair in the living room all day?

He did, made him a cowboys fan.thwack

Not sure, but several medical experts have done studies that say drinking Hamms in a lawn chair all day can cause homosexuality in their offspring

one of the oldest jokes in the book