Crazy Kitten
 

The not so small kitten named Beezlebub, who I accidently stepped on to day took revenge.

He knocked off everthing he could think of, then clawed up my back and knocked Ms. Piggy off her throne. Then he launched himself off my head. Now he is tearing up my Doritos package.

He's taken every toy and hidden them on purpose and started dragging in whatever he can find to piss me off. Bottled water caps, tin foil, and even cigarette butts. (he hates cigarettes).

I won't step on his tail again. Stupid Cat. He even tore up a 100 year old quilt.