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If we sell 14 more Ketchup bottles , this baby will be paid off
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"Where's the safety on this thing again?"
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"I'm having a flashback! Get that 50 Cal locked"
"John your having a flashback" "I'm JFK, arm the torpedoes" "John, this isn't a PT boat" "Follow orders dammit" http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/KERR...0703172552.jpg |
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"You see that sumb**** flip over ten times? First I shot at it, then I shot away from it." |
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Okay, have you got Cheney loaded in that pigeon launcher? Pull! |
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"..and here I am greeting President Musharaff...he assures me that Osama is not in Pakistan. He also has assured me that he is not an Alien." |
Looks like Kerry needs to take a basic firearms safety course.
(Notice the finger on the trigger as he is not even paying attention to where the gun is pointed!) The guy is in serious need of a clue. |
Hunting companion: You'll shoot your eye out!
Kerry: Too late! I already did! |
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"I am not aware of how Corporate Entities influence White House Policy." |
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"My lower lip is stuck in between the gap in my teeth, so I must respectfully decline to answer your question of whether or not the President has close relations with the Bin Ladens." |
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"We get these industrial-sized Ketchup bottles at no-cost. That's pure profit, boys. Sumbiatches flip around like crazy when ya hit 'em with one of these slugs." |
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Condi Rice is one ugly woman.
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watermock...wassup with your pictures, mang? All we can see are little red x's. hmmm...
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Kerry: "Hey, it just dawned on me that Teresa's last husband 'Heinz' was also a skull and bones member..... what's the chances of that!?????"
"why didn't I ever think of that before?" ... hmmmm.... 14 members a year times ...let's say 20 years (10 years younger and older than her).... = ? ....hmmm maybe I should ask Bush about the figure he's also a fellow bonesmen. Naw! he can't read let alone count.... "psst...hey Edwards what's 14x20 ?" Edwards: "around 100 points more than you and bush's combind I.Q." Kerry: That WAS a short list then from which I was plucked into money baggs matrimony..... 280 minus all those who were already hitched or dead and/or already currenly president. It's a wonder I hit the lottery considering my last name is near the middle of the alphabet and there had to be around a dozen other bonesmen available as well at the time..... ...PSSSST..... "hey Edwards.... You're a good looking feller.... (clutching rifle in hand) ... you didn't go to Yale did ya by any chance did ya? (quick glance over at his mrs. money baggs) Kerry: Now think carefully Edwards....Do you know the skull and bones secret handshake? |
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Well, I didn't know that good looks was a prerequisite for service for the country. Here are the facts you dimwits. It's easy to pick and choose a bad take. Rice is a fine cabinet member, so is Powell. Bush has another Black cabinet member. KERRY HAS NONE IN HIS STAFF. NONE. Kerry is the biggest joke regarding racial equality it's not even funny. He has NOT ONE advisor who is Black. NONE. His running mate is a lawyer from South Carolina that is it's if possible whiter than Kerry. Bush has had a history of inclusion. Kerry has none. He has none. Go screw with me on this issue. C'mon Kerry Supporters, name a single person of minority decent that Kerry plans on appointing. Name just one. You people are delusional. Name just one! I am sure they can pull a token out, but name on now. Name just one. You can't because he or she doesn't exist. Bush has more monority cabinet members than any president in history. |
She is still an extremely ugly woman.
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