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Kaylore 01-17-2014 08:05 AM

Post in this thread like a Patriots fan
 
I'll start:

Julian Edelman is the best receiver in the NFL. The Broncos don't have one receiver that can match up to him in anyway. Welkah is a Benedict Ahnahld.

Punisher 01-17-2014 08:09 AM

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TheElusiveKyleOrton 01-17-2014 08:09 AM

TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

JLesSPE 01-17-2014 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheElusiveKyleOrton (Post 4029429)
TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

I read this and then punched myself in the face.

Punisher 01-17-2014 08:13 AM

BHOSTHIN!

Powderaddict 01-17-2014 08:15 AM

McDaniels has moah rings den Elwah!

GAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Punisher 01-17-2014 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Powderaddict (Post 4029436)
McDaniels has moah rings den Elwah!

GAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Hilarious!

Rabb 01-17-2014 08:17 AM

Had a fackin lahckdown yesterday and missed my fackin yahd tahm. Though ahd spend mah 5 minutes of computah tahm today and say TAHM FACKIN BRADY!

See you boys in 10 to 15!

Kaylore 01-17-2014 08:18 AM

Stephen Gostkowski is twice the kicka Vinatieri evah was! Who is Matt Pratah? I could ****in kick 64 yahds at Mile High! Gostkowski is the best evah! Vinatieri is a Benedict Ahnahld.

TheReverend 01-17-2014 08:18 AM

Tom fackin Brady, ya fackin queeahs.

Punisher 01-17-2014 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 4029441)
Stephen Gostkowski is twice the kicka Vinatieri evah was! Who is Matt Pratah? I could ****in kick 64 yahds at Mile High! Gostkowski is the best evah! Vinatieri is a Benedict Ahnahld.

What? My unlcce Matty kick a bheer bottle chlear crhoss Newbury Street hes the best kicka evah

Tailgater 01-17-2014 08:24 AM

Geez! Go and ruin this site for me! :(

This is why I never, ever go to a Pats site. I like to discuss things, not join a circle jerk.

Powderaddict 01-17-2014 08:24 AM

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/c20W02xvoo8l.jpg

I gotta go to Bahstahn Mahket!

CHEF LUIGI 01-17-2014 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheElusiveKyleOrton (Post 4029429)
TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

well done!

SonOfLe-loLang 01-17-2014 08:25 AM

Dan Koppen is a Benedict Ahnahld.
Marquise Cole is a Benedict Ahnahld.
Benedict Ahnahld is a Benedict Ahnahld.

WolfpackGuy 01-17-2014 08:26 AM

Aaron Hernandez is innocent!

CHEF LUIGI 01-17-2014 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReverend (Post 4029442)
Tom fackin Brady, ya fackin queeahs.

excellent.

mwill07 01-17-2014 08:27 AM

here's how we will win this game: Talib will easily handle Damaahrius Thomas, Collins, who is the best cover LB evah, will easily shut down Damaahrius Thomas's brother Julius. Welkah will drop everything thrown at him so we don't even need to cover him, and Denard will school Decker because he's wicked awesome. We can pretty much pencil Jones down for about 4 sacks on Manning, who will throw about 4 picks like he always does.

On Offense, the best qb evah will have no problems throwing the ball at who ever bailey is covering because he's old and washed up and probably can't even run a 40. Bailey is the donks only cb, I heard their other cb got hurt last week so when the donks only field 10 players on defense, it will be easy for Brady to throw all over them. And then there's blount. no way he can be stopped. no freakin way.

This is truly Tom Terrific's best season and he's a shoe-in for MVP. The fact that the Patriots are even in this game despite being the only team in the league to have anyone get hurt is miraculous, and just goes to show that Bill is the smartest man to ever live.

CHEF LUIGI 01-17-2014 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfpackGuy (Post 4029454)
Aaron Hernandez is innocent!

also magical.

Punisher 01-17-2014 08:27 AM

I'm telling use that Knowsha Morneo crys more than my anat Sharon.

ColoradoDarin 01-17-2014 08:27 AM

How come all of these sound like Matt Damon in my head? Tahm Braydee likes dem apples!

Powderaddict 01-17-2014 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColoradoDarin (Post 4029461)
How come all of these sound like Matt Damon in my head? Tahm Braydee likes dem apples!

When reading these I imagine the Dropkick Murphys "I'm Shipping Off To Boston" playing in my head. :sunshine:

schaaf 01-17-2014 08:29 AM

Fhack! I couldn't find my khaki's and now I can't staht my cah

CHEF LUIGI 01-17-2014 08:29 AM

ya know why its called the lombardi?
cause no bodys can spell bellichek !

CHEF LUIGI 01-17-2014 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punisher (Post 4029460)
I'm telling use that Knowsha Morneo crys more than my anat Sharon.

delightful


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