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baja 08-27-2013 10:43 PM

SCOUT SCHOOL SIGN UP THREAD
 
Here is your chance to receive the training you have longed for.

1. Have you secretly wished you could tell if a running back is fast?

2. Do you marvel when a trained scout can easily tell when a running back has power?

3. Do you get chills when you watch a real pro call it when a back follows his blocking?

All of the above skills can be yours.

You will get 4 videos explaining the nuances missed by the untrained eye of the common fan.

You will get special TV glasses that magnify the holes so you are sure to see them.

You get 15 eye twitch exercises that will insure you never again miss a running lane again. You will see the missed block before the TV announcers.



All of this for only two payments of $14.97

PLEASE SIGN UP BELOW IF YOU WANT TO BECOME A TRAINED SCOUT;

baja 08-27-2013 11:07 PM

I think I'll sign up. I want to become a super fan just like errand

myMind 08-28-2013 01:46 AM

I like drugs too.

DomCasual 08-28-2013 02:45 AM

Mock?

broncogary 08-28-2013 04:20 AM

It is only two easy payments of $14.97, right? Do you take credit cards?

errand 08-28-2013 05:22 AM

LOL

And after Baja receives his diploma from the scout school he'll immediately seek a job with 31 NFL teams....because he's done with the Broncos. He simply refuses to work for such a "classless" organization.

baja 08-28-2013 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by errand (Post 3902888)
LOL

And after Baja receives his diploma from the scout school he'll immediately seek a job with 31 NFL teams....because he's done with the Broncos. He simply refuses to work for such a "classless" organization.

Lash out son that's the ticket. You said in a string of posts that only a professional scout was capable of theses things so I thought maybe a school was in order.


But you were never one to take your medicine like a man..

Kaylore 08-28-2013 06:45 AM

This Flacco thing has everyone going nuts.

Rabb 08-28-2013 06:47 AM

I would but I already denounced Bucket Boy, so I am a lesser fan.

colorado jones 08-28-2013 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3902907)
This Flacco thing has everyone going nuts.

With Baja, how can you tell????

TheReverend 08-28-2013 07:48 AM

Piling on is too easy. I'll sit this one out.

crowebomber 08-28-2013 08:25 AM

I remember thinking how nice it would be when Rod Bernstein was healthy again so we didn't have to play that 6th round Davis kid.

I think I may have Tebow'd once in front of others.

These things have not only embarrassed my family, but more importantly, the posters on this board.

I really need this Scout School.

TheElusiveKyleOrton 08-28-2013 08:29 AM

Public grudge-holding is the new black.

baja 08-28-2013 08:29 AM

This thread was inspired by this;

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthr...13#post3902713

Pony Boy 08-28-2013 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baja (Post 3902862)
Here is your chance to receive the training you have longed for.

1. Have you secretly wished you could tell if a running back is fast?

2. Do you marvel when a trained scout can easily tell when a running back has power?

Don't need it, I also don't need the mountain to turn blue to tell me a can of beer is cold enought to drink ............ I have a magic hand that tells me when a can of beer is ice cold.

ColoradoDarin 08-28-2013 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheElusiveKyleOrton (Post 3902960)
Public grudge-holding is the new black.

If it was about anyone but errand, I would agree with you.

TheReverend 08-28-2013 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pony Boy (Post 3902967)
Don't need it, I also don't need the mountain to turn blue to tell me a can of beer is cold enought to drink ............ I have a magic hand that tells me when a can of beer is ice cold.

^ I can confirm that Pony Boy has "magic hands".

ZONA 08-28-2013 08:50 AM

I used to have a problem with all the skills you mentioned above Baja but then I purchased a super monster sized TV set and now I can clearly see it all like I was on the field myself.

But there's no need for these classes for the average fan who doesn't have these skills yet. The NFL Network is now adding another channel. Nope, not another Redzone channel where you can see all the scores and highlights. Instead, they will highlight the running lanes, broken tackles and special athletic plays that feature guys that have demonstrated supreme balance. After a few days of watching this channel you to will be an expert and see things just like a pro scout would.

I wasn't going to pile on. But then I remembered errand called me a clown.

08-28-2013 09:01 AM

http://garciamedialife.files.wordpre...car_122860.jpg


Road trip to a college game to scout some RBs for next year.

ZONA 08-28-2013 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drunken.Broncoholic (Post 3902990)
http://garciamedialife.files.wordpre...car_122860.jpg


Road trip to a college game to scout some RBs for next year.

What's that driving the car, a chicken? Lolz


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