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TDmvp 08-27-2013 07:30 PM

Socal are you secretly writing for Espn :) How do I love the Bears QB? Let me count the ways.
 
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You can't help who you love
How do I love the Bears QB? Let me count the ways.

I LOVE JAY CUTLER. I don't mean love the way teenage girls mean it, "luv" in big bubble letters, baby-faced idol love. My love is singular, and it will never be outgrown. I don't mean love the way a craftsman might admire a perfect object. My love is not so mathematical. I don't mean love the way the hunter loves the lion or the sailor loves the sea. My love is fearless. I don't even mean love the way I love my children, because my children sometimes make it hard to love them, but I always love Jay Cutler.
Cont. at.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/95...espnapi_public


Great write up Socal

!Booya!:poke::poke::poke: :)

Eldorado 08-27-2013 07:35 PM

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Eldorado 08-27-2013 07:36 PM

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Eldorado 08-27-2013 07:37 PM

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Eldorado 08-27-2013 07:37 PM

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TDmvp 08-27-2013 07:40 PM

The article is actually funny as hell btw...

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Therein lies the truth of our love: We're both blind to anything that might threaten it. Cutler can't see the men who will intercept him, because he refuses to accept that such men might exist. His arm is too good for nongods to stop him. And my own love won't let me see those same impossible interceptions, even when there are four or five of them in a single game and the score indicates that they must have taken place. My mind turns them into completed passes thrown to players who put on the wrong shirts.

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And yet some people still look at him and see apathy; they Photoshop cigarettes between his fingers and smoke coming out of his mouth. Maybe that's the real reason I reserve so much of my love for Jay Cutler:

SportinOne 08-27-2013 07:45 PM

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SoCalBronco 08-27-2013 08:26 PM

What a wonderful piece. I'm going to send Chris Jones a nice email expressing my gratitude for It. It was thoughtful, lucid and conclusive evidence that he just gets it. Some people just get it....he is one of them.

Jay is definitely a wonder to behold and a gargantuan physical talent of almost biblical proportions....I'm glad there are more of us out there that feel that way.


Rep for bringing this to my attention.

TDmvp 08-27-2013 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCalBronco (Post 3902809)
What a wonderful piece. I'm going to send Chris Jones a nice email expressing my gratitude for It. It was thoughtful, lucid and conclusive evidence that he just gets it. Some people just get it....he is one of them.

Jay is definitely a wonder to behold and a gargantuan physical talent of almost biblical proportions....I'm glad there are more of us out there that feel that way.


Rep for bringing this to my attention.

:giggle:
Yea bro I figured you would enjoy that story on that American hero Jay Cutler.
:)

TheReverend 08-28-2013 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCalBronco (Post 3902809)
What a wonderful piece. I'm going to send Chris Jones a nice email expressing my gratitude for It. It was thoughtful, lucid and conclusive evidence that he just gets it. Some people just get it....he is one of them.

Jay is definitely a wonder to behold and a gargantuan physical talent of almost biblical proportions....I'm glad there are more of us out there that feel that way.


Rep for bringing this to my attention.

+1

Tombstone RJ 08-28-2013 07:59 AM

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LRtagger 08-28-2013 08:06 AM

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ZONA 08-28-2013 09:08 AM

Broncos fan pukes while lifting weights - hahah too funny


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DenverBrit 08-28-2013 09:18 AM

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Kaylore 08-28-2013 09:29 AM

I actually really like Jay now that he's settled comfortably into his awesome dick status.


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