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Requiem 07-03-2013 08:08 PM

OT: Strip Club Do's and Dont's.
 
Dont throw quarters while on sniffers row.

broncosteven 07-03-2013 08:16 PM

Don't take a piss and then try to wash your hands if the attendant isn't there. The one time I did the attendant took all the hand towels out when he left. I walked back to the table trying to air dry my hands and some stripper was at the table shaking everyone's hand. I tried to tell her my hands were wet but she insisted on shaking anyway only to look at me like I goo'ed or pissed on them.

She wasn't that hot and I was leaving anyway.

colorado jones 07-03-2013 08:21 PM

Don't jizz in a light colored trouser.

And...

Wear Umbro shorts as your underwear.

07-03-2013 08:22 PM

Don't be looking at facebook when a stripper looks at you. I was at LaBohoeme in Denver not long ago and this happened to me. To be honest, I didn't really care. She made it seem like I was a jerk, but it's kind of her job to captivate me. She had herself to blame.

DBroncos4life 07-03-2013 08:23 PM

Has anyone ever had a new stripper, get so sweaty that when she went to spin on the pole she slipped off into the crowd?

07-03-2013 08:24 PM

I'd also like to address a misunderstood "do". It's perfectly OK to ask about their wine listing as you walk into the club and declare that you ask because you like a good Malbec. Been there, done that. LaBohoeme.

iforgotmypassword 07-03-2013 08:25 PM

No hostage dances... Not even on a birthday or bachelor party.

broncosteven 07-03-2013 08:28 PM

Straighten out your junk before you get the lap dance.

Requiem 07-03-2013 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iforgotmypassword (Post 3873132)
No hostage dances... Not even on a birthday or bachelor party.

Saw a guy get his pelvis crushed by a train of strippers Monday night. Also saw a guy toss quarters at a dancers ass. He got beat down.

Mogulseeker 07-03-2013 09:21 PM

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RhymesayersDU 07-03-2013 09:22 PM

Love me some LaBo.

Mogulseeker 07-03-2013 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Requiem (Post 3873137)
Saw a guy get his pelvis crushed by a train of strippers Monday night. Also saw a guy toss quarters at a dancers ass. He got beat down.

I'm too poor to make it rain on ho's.... I make it hail on b****es.

ShutDownPoster 07-03-2013 09:34 PM

1. Don't - go with Aaron Hernandez

Bob's your Information Minister 07-03-2013 09:35 PM

Don't go.

Strip clubs are for losers.

ShutDownPoster 07-03-2013 09:36 PM

Since I don't go to strip clubs anymore. I kinda miss the good old days. NYC folks will remember the strip clubs in Queens/LIC. Had good times back in the early 90's - a weekly ritual. There used to be a place called 'Wiley's - man that joint was wild - guys would be showing up wearing shorts and sweatpants - LOL.

Wes Mantooth 07-03-2013 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister (Post 3873163)
Don't go.

Strip clubs are for losers.

Losers are otherwise known as dudes that like women in 49 other states.

delany 07-03-2013 09:49 PM

Search out midget strippers.

cutthemdown 07-03-2013 09:58 PM

Don't sit at the rail ever, don't get private dances only make it rain with no less then 20-30 singles if there is a girl that dances well.

cutthemdown 07-03-2013 09:59 PM

Also if there is one you like find out who her enemies are then randomly put them down with a quick jab in front of her. They love that ****.

ak1971 07-03-2013 10:05 PM

dont run your atm card through a strippers ass...no money will come out

do..use $20s instead of ones. those girls putting themselves through law school love that

HILife 07-03-2013 10:10 PM

When in the Champagne Room, don't pour champagne down a strippers ass. Had a friend do this once and she stop giving him a lap dance. Funny as heck though, when the stripper came over to our table and told us what happen.

07-03-2013 11:08 PM

Don't ever get into a relationship with a stripper. I was in one for 2 years and she was the most jealous woman I've been with. They are crazy.

And NEVER date one if you are the jealous type. I've always said dudes that get jealous should never date a hot chick. Saves them the dread and pain.

theAPAOps5 07-03-2013 11:12 PM

You cannot swipe a credit card down their ass crack.

Archer81 07-03-2013 11:27 PM

A mod warning for this thread. No images of nearly nude women. If they show up, this thread gets deleted. It might get deleted anyway because of the recent tiff with google.

:Broncos:

24champ 07-03-2013 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theAPAOps5 (Post 3873193)
You cannot swipe a credit card down their ass crack.

Yes you can.

It pays to discover.


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