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DomCasual 07-03-2013 10:06 AM

For the Mane's female and gay members...
 
Enjoy.

From TMZ: Just days after tying the knot, Denver Broncos star Eric Decker and country singer Jessie James took their talents to Maui ... and DESTROYED everyone else who dared put on a swimsuit.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/03/nfl-st...#ixzz2Y0FzUZaD
Visit Fishwrapper: http://www.fishwrapper.com


http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/03/nfl-st...ini-honeymoon/

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/07/03/0...cker-pcn-3.jpg

gunns 07-03-2013 10:18 AM

OMG he is fine!

And she is lucky

Crushaholic 07-03-2013 10:20 AM

I don't see why this thread has to be about Decker. Jessie James is looking pretty fine...8')

Lestat 07-03-2013 10:33 AM

man **** Decker. his wifey is a 10.

07-03-2013 10:37 AM

He is a good looking guy that is for sure.

Ray Finkle 07-03-2013 10:37 AM

what does this thread say about me that I read the title and still opened it (neither a women or gay)?

DomCasual 07-03-2013 10:39 AM

Jessie James is just meh to me.

Look at the points on her elbows. That's all I'm saying.

gyldenlove 07-03-2013 10:40 AM

Is it gay if it is with Decker? can we get a ruling on this.

Kaylore 07-03-2013 10:46 AM

So I've never seen it, but what does the judgmental internet female say about a hot man that doesn't measure up to her imaginary standards? If it's sharp knees for men, what's the slam from women? Eyebrows needing plucking?

07-03-2013 10:49 AM

Hairy ears and nose, keep those suckers trimmed!!!

Archer81 07-03-2013 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomCasual (Post 3872800)
Enjoy.

From TMZ: Just days after tying the knot, Denver Broncos star Eric Decker and country singer Jessie James took their talents to Maui ... and DESTROYED everyone else who dared put on a swimsuit.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/03/nfl-st...#ixzz2Y0FzUZaD
Visit Fishwrapper: http://www.fishwrapper.com


http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/03/nfl-st...ini-honeymoon/

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/07/03/0...cker-pcn-3.jpg


Oh my.


:Broncos:

07-03-2013 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomCasual (Post 3872811)
Jessie James is just meh to me.

Look at the points on her elbows. That's all I'm saying.

I prefer longer legs. She's pretty good but he can do better.

You can throw a dart at any Chive photo feed and hit on a hotter chick.

Lestat 07-03-2013 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3872813)
So I've never seen it, but what does the judgmental internet female say about a hot man that doesn't measure up to her imaginary standards? If it's sharp knees for men, what's the slam from women? Eyebrows needing plucking?

generally either too much hair, not enough hair, too feminine looking, more pretty thank hunky, small hands & etc.

Archer81 07-03-2013 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3872813)
So I've never seen it, but what does the judgmental internet female say about a hot man that doesn't measure up to her imaginary standards? If it's sharp knees for men, what's the slam from women? Eyebrows needing plucking?


Teeth. The reasoning I have heard is, if he does not take care of his teeth, he will not take care of you.


:Broncos:

07-03-2013 11:01 AM

Pretty standard female logic there

07-03-2013 11:06 AM

I bet she makes him get hair implants. Maybe he needs to talk with Welker.

gyldenlove 07-03-2013 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81 (Post 3872819)
Teeth. The reasoning I have heard is, if he does not take care of his teeth, he will not take care of you.


:Broncos:

So why do so many hockey players have hot wifes? hockey players have no teeth......

Archer81 07-03-2013 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gyldenlove (Post 3872825)
So why do so many hockey players have hot wifes? hockey players have no teeth......


Falsies. Plus hockey players have great asses.


:Broncos:

Rabb 07-03-2013 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gyldenlove (Post 3872812)
Is it gay if it is with Decker? can we get a ruling on this.

With, or without eye contact?

DenverBrit 07-03-2013 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81 (Post 3872816)
Oh my.


:Broncos:

Yeah, she is hot! ;D

55CrushEm 07-03-2013 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81 (Post 3872819)
Teeth. The reasoning I have heard is, if he does not take care of his teeth, he will not take care of you.


:Broncos:

What did the gay dentist say to the gay patient?

You have the whitest teeth I've ever come across.


Ba-da-bing.

TheReverend 07-03-2013 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rabb (Post 3872835)
With, or without smoldering eye contact?

Fixed, girlfriend.

baja 07-03-2013 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3872813)
So I've never seen it, but what does the judgmental internet female say about a hot man that doesn't measure up to her imaginary standards? If it's sharp knees for men, what's the slam from women? Eyebrows needing plucking?

Unkept navel and ear hair.

Kaylore 07-03-2013 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lolcopter (Post 3872821)
Pretty standard female logic there

LOL Seriously.

Rabb 07-03-2013 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReverend (Post 3872844)
Fixed, girlfriend.

Oh, you

;)


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