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W*GS 06-12-2013 08:23 AM

Handy tool to evaluate right-wing posts and threads
 
Bristol stool scale

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The Bristol stool scale or Bristol stool chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human faeces into seven categories.
http://www.continence.org.au/data/im...tool_chart.gif

Dr. Broncenstein 06-12-2013 08:26 AM

Handy rebuttal to anything Wags supports: youtube videos of Obama speeches, circa 2007.

Pony Boy 06-12-2013 08:31 AM

Wags uses this chart before having sex with his partner's pooper

Dr. Broncenstein 06-12-2013 08:33 AM

4 stages of the GoLytely bowel prep:

1. See type 4 Wags fecal chart

2. See type 7 Wags fecal chart

3. Screaming butt piss

4. Butthole dry heaves

baja 06-12-2013 08:58 AM

Wags doesn't start many threads but when he does they are Shiit y.

It was kind of him to give a scoring system for them.

ghwk 06-12-2013 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein (Post 3860844)
4 stages of the GoLytely bowel prep:

1. See type 4 Wags fecal chart

2. See type 7 Wags fecal chart

3. Screaming butt piss

4. Butthole dry heaves

One of the least pleasant experiences of my life. That and trying to not puke the stuff back up.

06-12-2013 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein (Post 3860844)
4 stages of the GoLytely bowel prep:

1. See type 4 Wags fecal chart

2. See type 7 Wags fecal chart

3. Screaming butt piss

4. Butthole dry heaves

This might be the best post I have seen in a long time. I had to give myself an Enema post op, it was not #3 as described above, but it was like firing a gigantic sleeve of golf balls from my fart pipe at an alarming rate..... but I did skip right to #4..... I was afraid I should **** intestine.

Pony Boy 06-12-2013 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B-Large (Post 3861129)
This might be the best post I have seen in a long time. I had to give myself an Enema post op, it was not #3 as described above, but it was like firing a gigantic sleeve of golf balls from my fart pipe at an alarming rate..... but I did skip right to #4..... I was afraid I should **** intestine.

Yep, I opted for the GoLytely, thought it sounded easy ...........Hilarious!

Take my advice once you start drinking it, don't leave the house, don't even go out in the yard.

baja 06-12-2013 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pony Boy (Post 3861142)
Yep, I opted for the GoLytely, thought it sounded easy ...........Hilarious!

Take my advice once you start drinking it, don't leave the house, don't even go out in the yard.

you give it to someone like Bob just before a closed room speed dating session.

06-12-2013 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pony Boy (Post 3861142)
Yep, I opted for the GoLytely, thought it sounded easy ...........Hilarious!

Take my advice once you start drinking it, don't leave the house, don't even go out in the yard.

and you can't hold it, no matter how much you pucker up.... but yes, keep a ****ter nearby, very nearby


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