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Los Broncos 06-05-2013 06:00 PM

OT - Dating advice
 
I'm meeting this chick tonight for some beers. I'm a 41 yo virgin so I'm nervous. Do I shave my legs?

Hercules Rockefeller 06-05-2013 06:01 PM

Yes, and PIIHB

cutthemdown 06-05-2013 06:08 PM

make sure to bring a roofie.....slip it to yourself and go for it.

SimonFletcher73 06-05-2013 06:13 PM

Raw Dog

ak1971 06-05-2013 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hercules Rockefeller (Post 3857474)
Yes, and PIIHB

This. And 40 weight ball bearings

Dukes 06-05-2013 06:19 PM

If she performes a blumpkin, she's a keeper.

WolfpackGuy 06-05-2013 06:21 PM

If she mentions Myrtle Beach, GTFO.

06-05-2013 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Los Broncos (Post 3857473)
I'm meeting this chick tonight for some beers. I'm a 41 yo virgin so I'm nervous. Do I shave my legs?

Cancel the date, go get a hooker and get some experience... If you get lucky with this chick and you turn out to be a two pump chump, not only will she ridicule for being such a chumpstain it will shatter your self confidence for ever....

And shaving your legs is gay- that gets for hest and arms as well..

SoCalBronco 06-05-2013 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfpackGuy (Post 3857487)
If she mentions Myrtle Beach, GTFO.

Sage advice from the Mane....as usual.

Los Broncos 06-05-2013 06:37 PM

Well I'm off, thanks for the advice.

rugbythug 06-05-2013 06:42 PM

That was fast

Kaylore 06-05-2013 06:51 PM

If you date her, have sex, and then don't like her, don't post about her in detail on this board. Bob can give you more details on why that's a bad idea...

Broncos_OTM 06-05-2013 06:54 PM

This site cracks me the ficm up. Just be you.

Archer81 06-05-2013 07:03 PM

FWB?


:Broncos:

Los Broncos 06-05-2013 07:21 PM

I'm posting from the bathroom. She's starting to get a little buzzed...do I make a move or wait?

DBroncos4life 06-05-2013 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Los Broncos (Post 3857517)
I'm posting from the bathroom. She's starting to get a little buzzed...do I make a move or wait?

Is she still capable of saying no?

BroncoSojia 06-05-2013 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Los Broncos (Post 3857517)
I'm posting from the bathroom. She's starting to get a little buzzed...do I make a move or wait?

LOL I can see now that this thread has the potential to be legendary.

SouthStndJunkie 06-05-2013 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Los Broncos (Post 3857517)
I'm posting from the bathroom. She's starting to get a little buzzed...do I make a move or wait?

I'd probably wait until you leave the restaurant unless you're a real freak....but if you're a 41 year old virgin it will only work if she follows you in the bathroom and takes you against your will, tells you to stay golden, and calls you pony boy like in the movie Step Brothers.

ak1971 06-05-2013 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Los Broncos (Post 3857517)
I'm posting from the bathroom. She's starting to get a little buzzed...do I make a move or wait?

cleaveland steamer time

ghwk 06-05-2013 07:32 PM

This thread has all the validity of Penthouse Forum.

So lets get some whoares!

errand 06-05-2013 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rugbythug (Post 3857496)
That was fast

Let's hope for his sake that is not what she said

Broncos_OTM 06-05-2013 07:43 PM

Ask her if she wants a golden shower

NFLBRONCO 06-05-2013 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Los Broncos (Post 3857517)
I'm posting from the bathroom. She's starting to get a little buzzed...do I make a move or wait?

If she pukes on you pass on the sex Andy did

Requiem 06-05-2013 08:10 PM

Bust out the roofies and get out the handcuffs.

bowtown 06-05-2013 08:15 PM

Ask her if she wants to go back to your place and make some sandwiches... if you know what I mean.


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