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Rascal 02-13-2013 11:27 AM

OT: What do you bring
 
From http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...-you-scenario/

You are being forced to spend the next 10 years of your life in a basement. After those 10 years, you will receive $10 mil. Your basement comes fully furnished with a good bed, sink, a toilet, a shower and a trash chute. You are also being given a bonus 30 points to spend on items/amenities that you can take with you to your basement. BONUS BONUS: If you half your $10 mil payout to $5 mil, you will receive 35 points to spend. If you reduce your payout to zero, you receive 40 points.

- A functioning microwave with microwaveable meals only 2 points
- Unlimited fast food with the exception of Chick fil-A (add CFA +1 point) 4 points
- Full kitchen, unlimited amounts of the finest ingredients and an iPad that is programmed with every recipe on the planet (iPad for recipe use only) 6 points
- A stunningly attractive 18 year old. She will have sex with you. 18 points
- All movies and TV shows. 4 points
- Top of the line desktop computer, new components will be delivered to you as technology progresses. 6 points
- Gourmet food from the world's finest chef, flown to you daily. 9 points
- 52" TV with all the cable channels and premium packages. 7 points
- A skylight which will provide sunlight in your basement. 2 points
- Add all video games that have been released and new releases over time. 4 points
- Internet 16 points You can't download or stream anything, can't etrade.
- Surround sound system with all recorded music. 4 points
- Workout room with weights, treadmill, basketball court and batting cage. 5 points
- Barry Bonds. 7 points
- Library and study with every book ever published. 4 points
- Unlimited booze. 5 points
- Unlimited drugs. 5 points
- Unlimited tobacco products. 4 points
- HD camera. 3 points
- Garden with greenhouse. 2 points
- You get the money up front and now have access to the stock market. 7 points
- A cell phone that can only be activated one day a week. 3 points
- Hygiene products and a jacuzzi bath tub. 3 points
- Medical care from the medical school of New Delhi. Upgrade to Mayo Clinic doctor for +1. 2 points
- Full model train set complete with warehouse sized room to build it. 2 points
- Workshop with industrial tools, drawing table and supplies. 6 points
- Pool table. 1 point
- A gun with 3 bullets. 1 point
- A kitten or puppy. 6 points
- Satellite radio. 2 points

gyldenlove 02-13-2013 11:38 AM

The kitchen (6), skylight (2), garden with greenhouse (2), library (4), internet (16).

Would I need to spend points on a computer if I just want an old crappy one or a laptop to browse the internet with?

ghwk 02-13-2013 11:48 AM

An 18 and a 17 year old so I don't go over 35 points.

SleepingTiger 02-13-2013 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghwk (Post 3796684)
An 18 and a 17 year old so I don't go over 35 points.

i was thinking that, but you wont last long without food

Rascal 02-13-2013 12:06 PM

Two options I've come up with:

Option 1:
- A functioning microwave with microwaveable meals only 2 points
- A stunningly attractive 18 year old. She will have sex with you. 18 points
- Surround sound system with all recorded music. 4 points
- Unlimited booze. 5 points
- Unlimited drugs. 5 points
- Hygiene products and a jacuzzi bath tub. 3 points
- HD camera. 3 points

40 points and $0.

Option 2:
Full kitchen - 6 pts
Library 4
Garden 2 (combined with workshop can make whiskey and drugs)
Workshop 6 (can make my own pool table, gun, model train set, workout equipment)
Hygiene/jacuzzi 3 pts
Music 4
Warehouse 2 pts
Phone 3 pts

30 points and $10 mil.

Rascal 02-13-2013 12:08 PM

It doesn't say anything about contraceptives though, so at some point the 18 year old will get pregnant. That alone makes me pick option 2.

broncocalijohn 02-13-2013 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rascal (Post 3796688)
Two options I've come up with:

Option 1:
- A functioning microwave with microwaveable meals only 2 points
- A stunningly attractive 18 year old. She will have sex with you. 18 points
- Surround sound system with all recorded music. 4 points
- Unlimited booze. 5 points
- Unlimited drugs. 5 points
- Hygiene products and a jacuzzi bath tub. 3 points
- HD camera. 3 points

40 points and $0.

Option 2:
Full kitchen - 6 pts
Library 4
Garden 2 (combined with workshop can make whiskey and drugs)
Workshop 6 (can make my own pool table, gun, model train set, workout equipment)
Hygiene/jacuzzi 3 pts
Music 4
Warehouse 2 pts
Phone 3 pts

30 points and $10 mil.

Good point for your option #2 since you haven't been laid in 10 years anyways, you won't miss it.

TheReverend 02-13-2013 12:16 PM

- A stunningly attractive 18 year old. She will have sex with you. 18 points

Keep the rest of the points. I'm busy.

ludo21 02-13-2013 12:17 PM

wow.. interesting human experiment for sure.

Rascal 02-13-2013 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broncocalijohn (Post 3796692)
Good point for your option #2 since you haven't been laid in 10 years anyways, you won't miss it.

So that explains why my kid is black.

Rohirrim 02-13-2013 12:23 PM

How many points for a hooker to drop by on occasion?

Rascal 02-13-2013 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rohirrim (Post 3796696)
How many points for a hooker to drop by on occasion?

Not an option.

SonOfLe-loLang 02-13-2013 12:37 PM

Chekhov wrote a short story about this

SonOfLe-loLang 02-13-2013 12:40 PM

That 18 year old will be annoying after 3 weeks.

ColoradoDarin 02-13-2013 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SonOfLe-loLang (Post 3796705)
That 18 year old will be annoying after 3 weeks.

Like, ya know, whatever.

SonOfLe-loLang 02-13-2013 12:47 PM

I'll take the 5 mil
Full Kitchen (6)
Internet (16)
Gym (5)
Cable (7)
Medical (2)
Skylight (2)
Hygeine products/bath (3)

Thats 35 right?

TheReverend 02-13-2013 12:48 PM

I notice taking a pay cut still leaves you 1 point shy of TWO stunningly attractive girls

RhymesayersDU 02-13-2013 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColoradoDarin (Post 3796707)
Like, ya know, whatever.

She'll be totes adorbs tho!!


I need to see what I can come up with when I get home. Cool thread.

Willynowei 02-13-2013 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rascal (Post 3796672)
From http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...-you-scenario/

You are being forced to spend the next 10 years of your life in a basement. After those 10 years, you will receive $10 mil. Your basement comes fully furnished with a good bed, sink, a toilet, a shower and a trash chute. You are also being given a bonus 30 points to spend on items/amenities that you can take with you to your basement. BONUS BONUS: If you half your $10 mil payout to $5 mil, you will receive 35 points to spend. If you reduce your payout to zero, you receive 40 points.

- A functioning microwave with microwaveable meals only 2 points
- Unlimited fast food with the exception of Chick fil-A (add CFA +1 point) 4 points
- Full kitchen, unlimited amounts of the finest ingredients and an iPad that is programmed with every recipe on the planet (iPad for recipe use only) 6 points
- A stunningly attractive 18 year old. She will have sex with you. 18 points
- All movies and TV shows. 4 points
- Top of the line desktop computer, new components will be delivered to you as technology progresses. 6 points
- Gourmet food from the world's finest chef, flown to you daily. 9 points
- 52" TV with all the cable channels and premium packages. 7 points
- A skylight which will provide sunlight in your basement. 2 points
- Add all video games that have been released and new releases over time. 4 points
- Internet 16 points You can't download or stream anything, can't etrade.
- Surround sound system with all recorded music. 4 points
- Workout room with weights, treadmill, basketball court and batting cage. 5 points
- Barry Bonds. 7 points
- Library and study with every book ever published. 4 points
- Unlimited booze. 5 points
- Unlimited drugs. 5 points
- Unlimited tobacco products. 4 points
- HD camera. 3 points
- Garden with greenhouse. 2 points
- You get the money up front and now have access to the stock market. 7 points
- A cell phone that can only be activated one day a week. 3 points
- Hygiene products and a jacuzzi bath tub. 3 points
- Medical care from the medical school of New Delhi. Upgrade to Mayo Clinic doctor for +1. 2 points
- Full model train set complete with warehouse sized room to build it. 2 points
- Workshop with industrial tools, drawing table and supplies. 6 points
- Pool table. 1 point
- A gun with 3 bullets. 1 point
- A kitten or puppy. 6 points
- Satellite radio. 2 points

This is way too easy.

A.) The 18 year old - 18 points
B.) Microwaveable food (so i don't die) - 2 points
C.) Stock market access - 7 points
D.) A cell phone activated once a week so i can call my broker and modify my highly conservative portfolio - 3 points.

There you go, that's exactly 30 points, I bang out a hot chick for 10 years, hire a money manager and have them grow the 10 million at a modest 5% per year which doubles by the time I'm out.

Edited: Option 2 cause someone said the Microwaveable food would kill you (i guess you can't ask for the healthy versions..)

1.) 18 year old again.
2.) Medical care - 2 points
3.) Full kitchen - 6 points
4.) Sun Light - 2 points


Seriously, what else do you need in life other than money, food and sex?

Rohirrim 02-13-2013 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rascal (Post 3796701)
Not an option.

That 18 year old will be great for a few weeks, but at some point, like Donald Fagan sang, "She doesn't even know the Queen of Soul." You'll have nothing in common and you've got ten years to go? I'll go with the puppy and the pool table. ;D

Rohirrim 02-13-2013 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Willynowei (Post 3796714)
This is way too easy.

A.) The 18 year old - 18 points
B.) Microwaveable food (so i don't die) - 2 points
C.) Stock market access - 7 points
D.) A cell phone activated once a week so i can call my broker and modify my highly conservative portfolio - 3 points.

There you go, that's exactly 30 points, I bang out a hot chick for 10 years, hire a money manager and have them grow the 10 million at a modest 5% per year which doubles by the time I'm out.

Seriously, what else do you need in life other than money, food and sex?

In ten years, she's going to want half.

SouthStndJunkie 02-13-2013 01:10 PM

- Full kitchen, unlimited amounts of the finest ingredients and an iPad that is programmed with every recipe on the planet (iPad for recipe use only) 6 points
- 52" TV with all the cable channels and premium packages. 7 points
- A cell phone that can only be activated one day a week. 3 points
- Library and study with every book ever published. 4 points
- Unlimited drugs. 5 points
- Hygiene products and a jacuzzi bath tub. 3 points
- Garden with greenhouse. 2 points

Got everything I need outside of p***Y....and I'll use my hand for the next 3,650 days, not including leap years....I'll abstain from jerking off on every February 29th.

I'd love the Internet, but it's too expensive and I can get by on tv and books.

I wanted the workout equipment, but I'll get by on running back and forth in my basement like a caged animal and doing pushups and other other exercises I can make up using things in the basement.

I can eat great, have a nice hobby with my greenhouse, read, watch TV, talk once a week on the cell phone to keep in touch....and with unlimited drugs, I'd probably choke to death on my own vomit on Day 4.

crush17 02-13-2013 01:27 PM

First and foremost - where is my guarantee that the money will be there when I get out, and what happens if I'm in year 9 and an asteroid hits?

No thanks.

Kaylore 02-13-2013 01:28 PM

If I was going to do it, I'd do it this way. Full hermit mode.

- A functioning microwave with microwaveable meals only 2 points
- Full kitchen, unlimited amounts of the finest ingredients and an iPad that is programmed with every recipe on the planet (iPad for recipe use only) 6 points
- 52" TV with all the cable channels and premium packages. 7 points
- A skylight which will provide sunlight in your basement. 2 points
- Add all video games that have been released and new releases over time. 4 points
- Workout room with weights, treadmill, basketball court and batting cage. 5 points
- Hygiene products and a jacuzzi bath tub. 3 points
- Medical care from the medical school of New Delhi. Upgrade to Mayo Clinic doctor for +1. 2 points

I'd make my own food, use the microwave in pinches. I'd have hygiene, health care and a way to exercise. The TV would keep me abreast of the news, and video games would pass time. I would try and get some sun from the skylight. I took the upgraded medical care and would try and get what little human interaction from my regular medical exams. In this scenario I would get all ten million.

Rascal 02-13-2013 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crush17 (Post 3796722)
First and foremost - where is my guarantee that the money will be there when I get out, and what happens if I'm in year 9 and an asteroid hits?

No thanks.

What part of forced do you not understand?


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