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02-07-2013 06:20 PM

Jay Cutler is the ultimate douche
 
Who proposes to their wife through a text? And who sends them the ring via mail?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100...-to-me-by-text

That's such a douche move. But IMO it says even more that she said yes.

Lestat 02-07-2013 06:23 PM

eh, they were engaged before so there was no need to go all glitz again on the proposal.

Ray Finkle 02-07-2013 06:32 PM

Points to the avi signature

huh?? 02-07-2013 06:33 PM

Well...
He did send his dad to Dove Valley with the playbook.

Br0nc0Buster 02-07-2013 06:56 PM

DOOOOOONNNNNNNNNT

CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

02-07-2013 06:58 PM

Just as bad to film a proposal and throw it on a reality TV show, exploiting it.

That One Guy 02-07-2013 07:02 PM

When I saw the article earlier, it was "QB delivers ring in the most unromantic way possible" and I just knew he'd sent his dad to deliver it. It would've made the Mane's day. Alas.. he let us down, again.

02-07-2013 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FearLanier (Post 3794271)
Who proposes to their wife through a text? And who sends them the ring via mail?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100...-to-me-by-text

That's such a douche move. But IMO it says even more that she said yes.

she said yes, maybe she thought it was romantic. God who cares!!!!

broncosteven 02-07-2013 08:00 PM

I took my kids to my Friends house in Lemont IL to watch the SB. He said Cutler and his broad were building a house not far from him near Homer Glen. He said they stopped construction on it after they broke up. Apparently it was an eyesore for awhile. Then when he knocked her up they starting building it again.

This marriage has Divorce written all over it.

DBroncos4life 02-07-2013 08:43 PM

The story is fake.

uplink 02-07-2013 09:05 PM

I proposed to my former wife while taking a bath with her. I just pulled out the ring.
(not like officer in Pulp fiction)

It was Christmas time so I wanted to get the ring as a present but I had to ask her before we drove to her Moms house since I didn't want to ask in front of her family. Hence the quick bath tub proposal.

huh?? 02-07-2013 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uplink (Post 3794357)
I proposed to my former wife while taking a bath with her. I just pulled out the ring.
(not like officer in Pulp fiction)

It was Christmas time so I wanted to get the ring as a present but I had to ask her before we drove to her Moms house since I didn't want to ask in front of her family. Hence the quick bath tub proposal.

That's not lame. I'm sure most women would find that romantic.
You know... As long as you don't add your own bubbles to the bath.

Pick Six 02-07-2013 10:02 PM

She, obviously, thought it was OK. I think it says something about her...:rofl:

LRtagger 02-08-2013 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uplink (Post 3794357)
I proposed to my former wife while taking a bath with her. I just pulled out the ring.
(not like officer in Pulp fiction)

It was Christmas time so I wanted to get the ring as a present but I had to ask her before we drove to her Moms house since I didn't want to ask in front of her family. Hence the quick bath tub proposal.

Pulled out the ring from where? Uhh

srphoenix 02-08-2013 07:03 AM

The best comment about this I read was,

Of course he mailed it through UPS, if he sent it to her himself it would've been intercepted.

RhymesayersDU 02-08-2013 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LRtagger (Post 3794409)
Pulled out the ring from where? Uhh

Exactly what I wanted to know!

Beantown Bronco 02-08-2013 07:34 AM

I wonder if he had to ask his own father's permission to marry her.

02-08-2013 08:45 AM

In other news, the sky is blue...

Kaylore 02-08-2013 09:02 AM

Maybe it's just me, but the more stories I hear about Cutler, the more he seems to change from "jerk" dick to "awesome" dick.

It's like he's slowly changing from James Spader in Pretty in Pink to Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. I challenge you all to imagine him doing this with an almost completely smoked cigarette in his mouth and not start laughing.

broncocalijohn 02-08-2013 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broncosteven (Post 3794337)
I took my kids to my Friends house in Lemont IL to watch the SB. He said Cutler and his broad were building a house not far from him near Homer Glen. He said they stopped construction on it after they broke up. Apparently it was an eyesore for awhile. Then when he knocked her up they starting building it again.

This marriage has Divorce written all over it.

I see him walking down the aisle and then an old boyfriend comes in and steals her away. This is where "life imitates art".

Dr. Broncenstein 02-08-2013 10:27 AM

http://blogimages.thescore.com/nfl/f...dle-finger.jpg

Suck it, haters.

razorwire77 02-08-2013 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3794502)
Maybe it's just me, but the more stories I hear about Cutler, the more he seems to change from "jerk" dick to "awesome" dick.

It's like he's slowly changing from James Spader in Pretty in Pink to Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. I challenge you all to imagine him doing this with an almost completely smoked cigarette in his mouth and not start laughing.

I was thinking the same thing. He's reaching sort of cartoon villain levels of doucheness which is pretty outstanding. I picture his life as being sort of like Shooter McGavin only with football and "Don't Care" as being his finger shooting "Shooter" moniker.

DOOOONNN'TTTTTTT CAAAAAARRRREEEEEE! Has become a staple expression in my life. My wife loves saying it and she couldn't pick Jay Cutler out of a lineup.

Ray Finkle 02-08-2013 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3794502)
Maybe it's just me, but the more stories I hear about Cutler, the more he seems to change from "jerk" dick to "awesome" dick.

It's like he's slowly changing from James Spader in Pretty in Pink to Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. I challenge you all to imagine him doing this with an almost completely smoked cigarette in his mouth and not start laughing.

that's an insult to Ashley Williams.....but funny.

KipCorrington25 02-08-2013 06:48 PM

This proposal was like a 6.

TonyR 04-10-2013 07:23 AM

Requisite J-Cutty update:

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...eee-story.html


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