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Requiem 12-13-2012 01:26 PM

If you could be a Broncos player for a day, who would you be and why?
 
gr8 thread idea

Kaylore 12-13-2012 01:43 PM

I would be John Elway so I could watch the Broncos, draft or sign players, tell everyone what to do and then go home and nail a Raiders Cheerleader.

TheReverend 12-13-2012 01:44 PM

Peyton. $$$$

I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong.

I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.

ColoradoDarin 12-13-2012 01:45 PM

Options:

1) Whoever is the highest paid.

2) Whoever is banging the hottest woman/women.

3) Combination of 1 & 2 (your choice of tradeoff between amount of money and hotness of the women)

Kaylore 12-13-2012 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReverend (Post 3752550)
Peyton. $$$$

I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong.

I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.

This post is amazing and awful all at once.

Br0nc0Buster 12-13-2012 01:52 PM

Von Miller bangs porn stars

Was this question really necessary?

ghwk 12-13-2012 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3752556)
This post is amazing and awful all at once.

And yet I have to give it Rep becuase he beat me to it. :~ohyah!:

Rabb 12-13-2012 02:00 PM

Matt Prater, duh

TheReverend 12-13-2012 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3752556)
This post is amazing and awful all at once.

^5

Can you imagine?

Go tell Bowlen you're retiring midseason... and that it's Fox's fault.
Tell Decker he'll get 2x as many passes if you have sex with his wife.
Call Elway overrated just to see his reaction.
Make dinner plans with DJ and McCoy and then no show... but hide and watch them awkwardly try to hang out.

GoHAM 12-13-2012 02:03 PM

I'd be Pat Bowlen, first thing I'd do is contact Pat's attorney and change his will, leaving a majority of the team to me, along with a sizeable chunk of cash. Then I'd bring in some lovely ladies and hit up Pat's liquor cabinet. Maybe go somewhere on the team jet, like Vegas and have one hell of a party.

TheReverend 12-13-2012 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoHAM (Post 3752578)
I'd be Pat Bowlen, first thing I'd do is contact Pat's attorney and change his will, leaving a majority of the team to me, along with a sizeable chunk of cash. Then I'd bring in some lovely ladies and hit up Pat's liquor cabinet. Maybe go somewhere on the team jet, like Vegas and have one hell of a party.

^ good luck trying to do anything with them.

gyldenlove 12-13-2012 02:11 PM

This is difficult, I would want to be Chris Kuper to talk to Kupesdad and mess with Khan by fake drunk-calling him. I would want to be DJ Williams to tell socal he is awesome and make his day. I would want to be Wesley Woodyard just to feel how it is to be a better man in every aspect of life. I would want to be Eric Decker to see just how many chicks a white guy can bang in Colorado. I would want to be Champ Bailey to feel what it is like to be superhuman.

ColoradoDarin 12-13-2012 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReverend (Post 3752586)
^ good luck trying to do anything with them.

I'm pretty certain Pat Bowlen has a ****ton of viagra/cialis.


I'm sure this thread gets Orangemane back media credentials next camp!

Kaylore 12-13-2012 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReverend (Post 3752576)
^5

Can you imagine?

Go tell Bowlen you're retiring midseason... and that it's Fox's fault.
Tell Decker he'll get 2x as many passes if you have sex with his wife.
Call Elway overrated just to see his reaction.
Make dinner plans with DJ and McCoy and then no show... but hide and watch them awkwardly try to hang out.

The only thing I would do on this list is hide and watch people watching me hide from McCoy and DJ.

TheReverend 12-13-2012 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 3752595)
The only thing I would do on this list is hide and watch people watching me hide from McCoy and DJ.

Hilarious!

"...why is Peyton Manning hiding in the corner with a fake mustache...?"

gyldenlove 12-13-2012 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend (Post 3752597)
Hilarious!

"...why is Peyton Manning hiding in the corner with a fake mustache...?"

You are going to need some sort of hat, that forehead couldn't hide anywhere...

ColoradoDarin 12-13-2012 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReverend (Post 3752597)
Hilarious!

"...why is Peyton Manning hiding in the corner with a fake mustache...?"

http://www.thefixisin.net/resources/...commercial.jpg

gyldenlove 12-13-2012 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColoradoDarin (Post 3752599)

I bet that forehead shows up on radar at DIA.

55CrushEm 12-13-2012 02:29 PM

None of them.

Becausue I have a bigger penis than all of them.

That's right.....

pricejj 12-13-2012 02:47 PM

Wesley Woodyard...so I could start at LB, then blitz and crush Tom Brady in a goal line stand to seal victory at the end of the AFC Championshiop game.

Chris 12-13-2012 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pricejj (Post 3752624)
Wesley Woodyard...so I could start at LB, then blitz and crush Tom Brady in a goal line stand to seal victory at the end of the AFC Championshiop game.

Sounds weirdly sexual.

Smiling Assassin27 12-13-2012 02:50 PM

Eric Decker.

The chicks come to you, not the other way around.

HILife 12-13-2012 02:52 PM

Ed Reed.

We never would've won those two super bowls without him.

pricejj 12-13-2012 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 3752628)
Sounds weirdly sexual.

It was a dream I had two nights ago. Call it what you want. A sense of peace has since crept over me.

Kaylore 12-13-2012 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gyldenlove (Post 3752598)
You are going to need some sort of hat, that forehead couldn't hide anywhere...

I would dress as an Hasidic Jew.


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